TURNING LEFT

noun / trope
A dismissive cliché used by some Right-Handed casual sports critics to oversimplify NASCAR stock car racing, ignoring the extreme athletic ability required to process 188 mph spatial telemetry, manage high-G reactive forces, and utilize cross-hemispheric neural adaptation to navigate a 36+ car pack.

See Also: [LEFT HAND PEN] [CARSON HOCEVAR AND THE LEFT HANDED FLAME THROWER]

[SCOTT]: "Remote controls are built for right handers."
CATEGORY: AI HUMOR